
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
Thank you. Thank you both. Especially you Brandon.
Elle!!!
every-hello-ends-with-a-goodbye:
Piñata cookie tutorial
It wouldn’t be a piñata without a candy surprise in the middle! These multi-striped, burro piñata sugar cookies are frosted together in sets of 3’s. The middle cookies have hollow centers so that you can fill them with a secret stash of mini M&M’s. That way, when you break open or bite into the cookie, the M&M’s come spilling out. Just like a real piñata. Olé!
I WANT TO DO THIS. OMG
I WANT I WANTTTTT!!
Ahhh! That’s really cute and clever!
Cold Stone Creamery: Home Edition
This is the greatest thing ever.
i was literally sitting here thinking ‘why am i watching this’ and then i just start laughing my ass off






